Celebrated my wife’s birthday today. We kind of just had a random day of being with each other. We went to the zoo, had a nice lunch, and then went and picked out a small cake. It wasn’t a lot, but we had fun.

Retailer: let us send you emails about awesome stuff because you love shopping here.
Me: Okay. Sounds like I could benefit from that.
Retailer: Great! Here are three to four emails a day.
Me: Unsubscribed.

Everyone at work is getting sick. I have done every superstitious thing I can think of to try and prevent me from getting sick. I hope it works!